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When Cheryl’s aunt dies, Larry is left in charge of the obituary. But when the newspaper accidentally places ””beloved c*nt”” instead of beloved aunt, things take an expected turn for…

Fry is reunited with his old girlfriend from the 20th Century, but she doesn’t adapt to the 31st century as well as he has. Convincing Fry to return to the…

In 1990 a little boy inexplicably disappeared from his crowded school playground and was never seen again until now, ten years later, and he hasn’t aged a day.

Homer decides to buy a computer after turning up to the Plant to find it closed by e-mail. He then creates his own website and it eventually gains attention when…

Michael stays in the closet at work, which causes some problems with an interested co-worker while at the same time he struggles with feelings of jealousy over Brian’s relationship with…

From Jacksonville, Florida. Stories include officers with a drug dealer, a stolen vehicle and a burglary.

Josh is eating dinner over at Pete’s house when he is called to work by ’Berto. Pete, who now knows Josh is also secret-agent Max, begs to come along, but…

Jackie is poisoned by the Dark Hand and will give him the antidote for the talismans. Jade steals all the talismans, while the Dark Hand destroys the antidote. When Jackie…

The truth behind the alleged rape of a woman by her police officer husband comes to light when a history of domestic abuse is uncovered.

On a rainy day, Oggy and Jack are watching TV when a thunderstorm damages the antenna. Oggy is sent to repair it, but a thunder hits him as well and…

As our heroes take a brief rest near a river, Ash sees a Snubbull rush by on the opposite bank. This wasn’t just any Snubbull either, this one was Madame…

When Miranda suggests that Ginger and Darren are more than just friends, she begins to see him in a different way. Will Ginger and Darren bring their friendship to another…

Stardate: 54337.5 – The crew of Voyager find a Hirogen training facility, and discover that the hologram technology they gave the Hirogen several months ago was modified to the point…

Dawson asks Mr. Brooks’ advice on becoming a director. Joey takes Pacey to a dinner hosted by an exclusive college.

On the eve of Jed’s participation in a national television conference with thousands of school children as the Galileo probe arrives at Mars, NASA loses the communication link; Leo contends…

Stardate: 54337.5 – Voyager secretly trails two Hirogen ships in pursuit of the renegade hologram ship. Iden, the band’s self-appointed leader, begins showing signs of delusional behaviour when he considers…

This is the story of Pip’s origin. Pip gets a job at the Havesham Estate where he meets Estella. She only spurns his optimism with insults. When Pip is offered…

Malcolm’s humiliation as a Krelboyne drives him crazy, so he fakes his way into seeing the school’s shrink, with whom the con continues.

Quatrain 17, Century 4. ””Through the ancient north it shall pass, ship to ship the power of powers. All strength to those who unearth it, joined together will earth itself…

Zack reappears and tells Max Lydecker has captured Brin, one of their Manticore sisters, and plans to do her harm. Max decides they must kidnap Lydecker and force him to…

Red is not happy when Kitty becomes obsessed with the idea of having another baby after bringing a friend’s child home for Laurie to baby-sit. Laurie is completely at a…

Still haunted by flashbacks of his 150-year fling with the dreaded Darla, Angel sends Gunn out to find her.

Amy is as shocked as Lauren is pleased to learn of Michael and Leisha’s impending wedding; sensing that Maxine has reservations about their relationship, Jared suggests that they take some…

Plankton dresses up as Mr. Krabs to get the secret formula. Only SpongeBob can choose who the real Mr. Krabs is of the two.

The Summers women are at the hospital when the doctor informs Joyce she’ll have surgery in two days. The rest of the gang go vampire slaying. Willow and Tara are…

Frasier starts dating the lawyer who is defending Daphne and him against Donny’s lawsuit.

SpongeBob’s stand up routine is getting no laughs, so he starts to make fun of Sandy. His squirrel jokes are a success, but SpongeBob starts to go too far when…

While taking care of Mermaid Man’s lair, SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally release Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s nemesis, ManRay!

Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly’s kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them making love, they must keep him from telling his…

Max and Tess depart for the interstellar summit in New York City with Rath and Lonnie, Michael and Isabel’s duplicates, who both harbor a secret agenda for their future king…

Kagome is able to pull out the Tetsusaiga. Sesshomaru tries to kill her, and Inuyasha is angered and fights to protect Kagome. His will to protect a human changes the…

Ray gets sneezed on at the airport and he fears he might have caught something so Debra tries to take care of him but Marie takes over.

Peggy gets her big break when she is assigned to teach geometry at the high school. But she gets in trouble with everyone from her fellow teachers to the local…

Lindsay defends a psychiatric patient who claims to be a serial killer. His psychiatrist claims he’s only a disturbed individual looking for a little notoriety.

Jeff gets a new car, and when Larry takes it for a spin, a commercial comes on the radio for AAMCO, with a noise sounding much like a car horn…

Fry and Bender enlist in the army to get a soldiers discount for bubblegum. When they are called to fight a war on a planet of bouncing ball aliens, Leela…

Scully evades Doggett’s help in investigating a vicious murder in a remote area of Utah, and she is trapped in the small town by a religious cult that believe a…

When the Simpsons once again have financial problems, Mr. Burns pays Homer to play pranks on others and humiliate himself in public. Meanwhile, Smithers creates a Malibu Stacy-themed musical.

The night shift at Lucky Aide is held hostage by two robbers, since Craig does not want to give up the combination for the store’s safe. Francis tries to help…

Event: BURMA THE BRITISH-BURMESE WAR 1824 To rescue a relic-hunting team hired by billionaire entrepreneur Rod Thorson to locate an ancient sacrificial bowl, Sydney, Nigel and Thorson parachute into the…

The only thing bigger than Fred Dukes’ strength and size, is his temper, which makes his first day at school rather difficult. When Jean Grey makes contact, trying to be…

When the Rocket kids run into some handicap snow boarders, Reggie gets intrigued by one of the girls who has a metal leg but can still shred at the sport….

The question of patients’ rights surfaces when a schizophrenic man refusing to take his medication is a suspect in the stabbing death of psychiatric doctoral student.

Sam finds a tanagella shell (an ancient Hawaiian symbol of good luck, according to Tito). The kids find out that it works: Sammy is all of a sudden a better…

Royce Harmon was murdered 3 months ago in a scene staged to look like a suicide. Now another murder has taken place. Whoever the killer is he has a thorough…

In a flashback to Thanksgiving 1985, coed Grace invites her college boyfriend Will home to meet her family, but their romantic relationship swerves dramatically when a conflicted Will phones a…

In a flashback to Thanksgiving 1985, coed Grace invites her college boyfriend Will home to meet her family, but their romantic relationship swerves dramatically when a conflicted Will phones a…

Ross drives himself insane when he can’t name all 50 states in a simple game. Tag joins the gang for Thanksgiving dinner, where Joey accidentally spills the beans about Rachel’s…

Tests reveal that Greene has a brain tumor, but he hides the news from Corday. Corday finds out that she is being sued for malpractice. She also reveals to Greene…

Stopping off at a Pokécenter, the gang looks around for Nurse Joy. Suddenly she appears with Chansey, but makes the confusing statement Nurse Joy is seeing a patient. Brock nears…

Dodie gets the job of making the school announcements and uses it as a forum to reveal gossip about Lucky Junior High. When a lice scare hits the school and…

Dawson, Pacey and Jack are all prime suspects in the masterful senior prank against Principal Peskin, but after their interrogations reveal seemingly air-tight alibis, another culprit surfaces.

Location: Ankarana, MadagascarThe Thornberrys are preparing for Thanksgiving in Madagascar when Grandma Sophie calls, inviting them home for the holiday. When Nigel and Marianne explain that they can’t go home…

Toby encourages the President to appoint Leo’s controversial sister to a national education post, against Leo’s objections; Bartlet must decide what the do with 83 Chinese citizens who stowed away…

Stardate: 54274.7 – While Voyager stops for maintenance, Harry Kim, Seven and Neelix use the Delta Flyer to search for dilithium, when they come across a war between two alien…

The boys are doing their version of the Helen Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new friend to play…

Quatrain 15, Century 5. ””The message precedes the messenger, a sudden link to darkness. Betwixt the glare and the chasm, the child is freed with shadows behind.”” The Paranoid Times…

Max attends conference about genetic engineering. She sees Lydecker at the conference, but he doesn’t recognize her. Before she can slip away unseen, the conference attendees are taken hostage by…

Donna finds a pair of panties in the Vista Cruiser and thinks that Eric is cheating on her with his lab partner. Everyone is in for a big shock when…

Angel goes undercover with the help of the witty and street smart Gunn in order to prevent a mind-altering shroud from falling into the wrong hands.

Amy seeks to have Lauren qualified as a ””gifted”” student; Maxine agrees to take a anger management class after going too far in insulting a coworker and accosting the boy…

Riley is looking for Buffy at her house, but all he finds is Spike in her room smelling her sweater. Spike informs Riley of Buffy’s mom’s illness and rubs it…

Frasier hires an authentic English butler after his original boss passes away, achieving one of his many fancy dreams. Ferguson is great with the Cranes, and it doesn’t take him…

After a great Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie tries to recall their first Thanksgiving together who said, ”I Love You” first. They consult Arthur who quickly recalls some other Thanksgivings and…

Duplicate versions of Michael, Isabel and Tess come to Roswell after killing their king Zan, to urge Max to attend an important interstellar summit in New York City, but they…

The muonna makes Inuyasha reveal the location of his father’s grave. Sesshomaru removes Inuyasha’s right eye (the black pearl) and opens the entrance to the grave. Kagome is angered by…

Robert starts to date a 22-year old woman and Marie and Debra don’t think it’s right. They break up when he finds out that she’s really only 19 and she…

When John Redcorn comes to Bobby and Joseph’s class and tells them about the way his people were treated by the white man, Joseph doesn’t care, but Bobby is so…

Bobby defends a man on trial for allowing his wife to be murdered in an ’honor killing’; an ancient cultural ritual used to punish adulterous behavior. Eugene reluctantly aids incompetent…

Hoping to bury an unsightly telephone wire dangling over their yard, Larry and Cheryl befriend a pair of bizarre neighbors who must approve the burial. The husband is an incompetent…

While tackling his first X-File case about a series of gruesome murders surrounding a bat-like creature, Doggett quickly learns that his investigative techniques are somewhat dissimilar to Scully’s.

Lisa falls for the teenaged leader of a militant environmentalist group and tries to impress him by living in Springfield’s oldest tree in order to keep it from being cut…

A family weekend vacation to a casino turns into an ordeal in the desert for Hal, Reese and Malcolm, who wander onto an artillery range. Francis sneaks home, but has…

Event: HAITI LATE 18TH CENTURY Two graduate students on the trail of the Haitian Cross of Utu disappear in New Orleans and Sydney and Nigel go down on the bayou…

After being kept in the dark about her powers for years, a young female mutant touches a fellow student and absorbs his strength, his memories – his life. Afraid and…

Batman shows the League evidence of Superman’s complicity in the death of Warhawk, but the idea is met with some resistance — particularly from Barda, who flatly refuses to believe…

The evil villain Electrix is angry with her history of being defeated by Max Steel and his crew. She becomes bent on revenge, but this time with a plan.

Jade accidentally drops the Rat Talisman into the battery compartment of her Gnomekop toy, and it comes alive through the power of reanimation. The toy is grabbed by the Dark…

Sabrina is distraught when she receives her first ””C”” ever on a class assignment and turns to Zelda for counseling, but Zelda ends up conducting her own private tutoring session…

The tragic shooting death of a young girl leads investigators to a little boy, and they soon realise that the gun used has been used in another crime scene.

When a teenager and her sister are the sole survivors of the gruesome murder of four members of one family in a quiet suburban neighborhood, Grissom and his entire team…

Will reluctantly decides to use a birthday gift certificate from Grace to consult a psychic about his future and encounters an absent-minded fortune teller whose frighteningly personal predictions leave him…

In an attempt to destroy the Charmed Ones, Cole enlists the help of Andras, a demon who magnifies anger into rage. Meanwhile, when the sisters lose their magic after using…

Corday rushes through a surgical procedure in order to take off on a romantic weekend with Greene. She is later called back to the hospital after her patient suffers complications….

Rachel and Phoebe convince Joey to keep dating a girl that they are like. However, the girls must decide whether to tell Joey when they find out that she’s not…

When no one will play with SpongeBob, he creates his own bubble buddy, but it causes many problems around town.

Patrick realizes that he has never won any awards in his life, so he decides to copy everything that SpongeBob does. SpongeBob has won countless awards, so Patrick is sure…

Dean gives Rory her first kiss; fearful of her mother’s disapproval, Rory decides not to tell Lorelai for a little while; Lorelai gets stressed when she hears about the kiss…

Breaking for lunch at a spot in the forest, our heroes notice a nearby Wobbuffet and begin to look around for it’s cohorts, Team Rocket! Although there’s no sign of…

Courtney proves to be the one out of the loop when she looks to Ginger to show her how to play all the party games at the first Gripling sleep-over….

While Andie is recovering from her near-fatal drug overdose at the party, Jack blames Jen for the whole incident and is not talking to her. Jen blames the deranged Drue…

After ridiculing Notre Dame, C.J. is forced to accompany the President on a trip to Oregon; Toby and Sam struggle to write Jed’s education speech for the following day; back…

Stardate: 54283.3 – While in the Delta Flyer, the Doctor, Harry Kim and Seven of Nine come under attack for transporting a hologram through Lokirrim space – an act which…

A faction of Gua generals, working with Joshua, seek Foster’s help in a plot to assasinate Mabus. —– The prophet Nostradamus has foretold the arrival of an alien antichrist who…

Shenanigans abound at the fancy spot where the family’s dining with the Kenarbans, and at Francis’ school, where rowdy teenage girls are partying.

Cartman has a new Trapper Keeper (that blows Kyle’s out of the water) After he’s done bragging, a stranger tells him that it will soon take over the world if…