2000

Andy is finding Theo a challenge. A man is found dead in a hotel bath-tub, minus a part of his anatomy and some personal effects. A mother brings her son…

Bailey has a bad day. Both Charlie and Kirsten try to spend time together, but their jobs say different. Julia gets into trouble after she writes an article about a…

At Buffy’s 19th birthday party, Giles finally realises that he is a middle-aged man hanging around with a bunch of teenagers and starts to get depressed about his life. He…

Grace is excited to meet Will’s best friend from high school until she learns that the woman has made a request: to be implanted with Will’s sperm. Now Grace has…

The crew is excited when they get a chance to interview Michael Jordan; that is until the strings began to be attached. First they find a paper in the press…

After a one-night stand goes bad, Cordelia wakes up to find herself extremely pregnant with something extremely unnatural.

#12601 ””Crash Landings”” Max and Emmy are in the playroom, Emmy dressed as a coach complete with a whistle. She’s going to coach the dragons for the big relay race…

Sam tries out to be the school mascot hoping to impress Cindy. Meanwhile, Daniel, Ken, and Kim suddenly become the basketball team’s most rabid fans following a series of run-ins…

Arthur is moved upstairs to Carrie’s office once the weather gets cold, but have problems when the weather warms up and Arthur thinks his move was permanent.

Cade poses as a journalist to investigate a disappearance in a Wyoming town. – – – Quatrain 54, Century 7: ””Iron horses blaze a vengeful trail / The first of…

Worried about his health, Mr. Burns visits the Mayo Clinic. He lets Homer housesit his mansion, which leads of course to an offshore knife fight and an attack by Chinese…

Lois and Hal are spending the weekend at a family wedding, leaving Francis — home for a visit — in charge. When Malcolm overhears them discussing whether Francis has spent…

When black protesters start picketing a construction company that used to be under Uncle Junior’s control, Tony meets with the owner–as well as the leader of the protestors–to ’fix’ the…

Snakes are killing the unrighteous, but Mulder and Scully doubt that this is a case of divine intervention.

When the gang catches the mysterious ””Libray Kid””, they take her out to recess where she becomes obssessed with the playground.

Batman’s already tense relationship with the law gets tenser when he accidentally messes up a major police sting operation. Fed up with Terry, who she sees as a hothead, Commissioner…

Daring American spy Jack Stiles is sent to the East Indies where he teams up with beautiful British secret agent Emilia Rothschild to thwart Napoleon’s advances in the region.

A series of deaths at a nursing home causes the residents to suspect foul play.

Everyone is segregrated once the Ashley’s start giving ratings to everyone on the playground.

Moya is hiding from a peacekeeper command carrier in an asteroid field. The crew receive a distress call and Crichton, Zhaan and D’Argo go down to one of the asteroids…

The Tollan put Skaara and Klorel on trial to determine who will control the host body.

Capitol punishment makes it to primetime. Judgment Day has quickly become the hottest show on the Justice Channel and on television – period. Produced by Jack Parson and hosted by…

#12501 ””Wheezie’s Last Laugh”” Max wants to play soccer, but Emmy explains that she can’t. Dad’s mowing the lawn. But perhaps they can play in Dragon Land! They go there,…

When multi-millionaire Andrew Harlin is found murdered in his home, Benson and Stabler turn their suspicion to Harlin’s long list of lovers, which includes both men and women. Evidence at…

Sabrina’s sloppy spell casting turns Harvey into his childhood superhero idol, while Kraft quits school to become a world famous aviator.

Courage finds a slab that belonged to a dead guy named King Ramses. A guy named Professor Flith comes and says the slab belongs in the museum. However, Eustace (knowing…

A hepatitis scare forces Dr. Geiger to call for outside help; Dr. Simon’s misdiagnosis causes her to doubt herself.

#12401 ””The Greatest Show in Dragon Land”” The show opens with Max playing on a slide made out of pillows. Emmy enters the room. Max asks her if she is…

A demon named Drasi steals Cupid’s ring, which brings couples together. Now Cupid must convince the Halliwells to help him get it back before Drasi breaks all of the relationships,…

Ash finally arrives at the Violet City Gym and begins his campaign of earning eight gym badges to qualify for the Johto League by taking on the Violet City Gym…

Larry Williams is out on bail. Da Vinci and the police must find evidence that will put him behind bars before his fantasies lead him to kill.

Joey’s friends and their families work together to make sure that the opening of Potter’s Bed & Breakfast is a success and that she and Bessie don’t lose everything they…

When Max rescues his mother from a kitchen fire she faces her suspicions about his extraordinary abilities; Liz reaches out to Kyle in friendship.

Voyager becomes the target of a society it inadvertently helped to create within a short period of time.

#12301 ””Backwards to Forwards”” It’s a mixed-up backwards episode, as Max, Emmy and the dragons play a game and end up being sprinkled with a special type of water that…

Matt violates his suspension by negotiating a settlement for a worker injured on the job, who would lose his right to file a complaint in two days. Matt sets up…

We meet the hard-done-by staff of Bolton’s old bingo hall, the Apollo. Let’s tickle those balls, buck the management! But while you do, keep an eye out for Dogtagnan himself,…

Jill’s son has his first communion, where Andy and Danny spot a surveillance van across the street from the church. A baby is found dead in a dumpster.

Buffy and Riley have to work out their relationship given their new understanding of what they do. An earthquake rocks Sunnydale and Buffy worries that it could signify the end…

While prepping to cover a major fight, Dana and Casey duke it out over their stalled fling, and Dan’s dad, Jay, hits town for a tense visit. But after the…

#12201 ””The Jumping Bean Express”” In the playroom, Max and Emmy are playing with a miniature basketball set. Emmy shoots and scores a 3-pointer. Suddenly Dragon Scale glows – they’re…

Mac is assigned the personally distasteful task of representing a fellow Marine who is appealing his death sentence for the murder of three other Marines. She believes that the defendant,…

Red and Bob take the guys deer hunting; Hyde chills out, Fez bags dinner using only a few primitive weapons, Kelso is a menace with his gun, and Red and…

When a killer stalks the L.A. streets using a mark that Angelus once used, Angel must face the possibility that he is committing the murders in his sleep.

A bully tortures Owen at school and Victor is ready to help him. Bailey thinks about how far should his relationship with Holly go. Julia and Claudia leave for a…

SpongeBob leaves his dream in order to see what everyone else is dreaming about. But the other citizens of Bikini Bottom don’t appreciate this because in the process of his…

SpongeBob becomes sick after he leaves the door to the fridge open, and his house becomes icy. But when he gets ready to go to the doctor, Patrick scares him,…

Lindsay reluctantly agrees to come over to Nick’s house while his parents are out of town. Sam hopes to become lab partners with Cindy, but becomes jealous when Bill is…

Doug has his old football teammates over; Meanwhile, Spence tries to get his revenge on the football players for what they did to him in high school.

Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when they learn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. Ray…

#12101 ””Do Not Pass Gnome”” As we open the program, Emmy is playing with a yo-yo. Max wants to play, but Emmy says no – he might break it. She…

Welcome to the Real World / Road Rules Challenge 2000, we start off with helicopters arriving with cast members blindfolded. They are dropped off atop a parking garage in Vegas….

Cade works to expose a U.S. Senator who is thwarting government funded space exploration. – – – Quatrain 42, Century 5: ””When the sun bursts forth at night / The…

Homer gets a bucket stuck on his head, and when it is removed the town is convinced that Bart has the powers of a faith healer. Then mobster Fat Tony…

A battle of wits and wills ensues between the boys and their angry mom, who wants to find out who ruined her expensive new red dress — found partially burned…

Season Two opens with the aftermath of the federal crackdown: Junior’s in jail, Melfi refuses to see Tony, Christopher’s expanding into new business ventures, Pussy is still missing…and Tony’s adjusting…

The rodeo comes to town, and Joseph finds his calling, becomes a successful young cowboy star. Bobby also falls in love with the rodeo, and joins in the fun…as a…

When a small-time magician performs a trick where it appears that he turns his head all the way around but is then found in his van dead with his head…

TJ receives an old history textbook with a treasure map that leads the gang, Randall, and the Ashleys out to get the treasure. But as they get closer, greed arises…

T.J. and Vince are so into the ””Barnaby Boys”” books that they dress up like the Barnaby Boys and try to solve the mystery of the suspicious substitute janitor, Earl…

Howard Groote is one of Terry’s classmates who isn’t terribly popular. Desperate for acceptance, he plans for a blowout party at his place while his parents are away, but the…

Indianapolis, IN – Officer Andrew Stradling helps a man who is slow to cooperate with paramedics after being shot in the chest by his brother. Marion County, IN – Deputy…

Eustace hires Shirley the medium to settle differences between Eustace and his dead brother, Horace. Some creepy stuff happens and Eustace gets his brother’s box, but not in a good…

Scorpius attempts to extract the wormhole technology from Crichton’s mind, while Aeryn mounts a rescue operation. Crais finds himself at Scorpius’ mercy, and Moya gives birth.

Eustace wants more hair on his head and buys this new tonic. Little does he know that when he gets mad, the effect of the tonic makes him dangerously angry!

The death of a young gay man initially leads Benson and Stabler to investigate his father, a Conservative well-known for his homophobic viewpoints, but once they start looking into the…

Finally in Violet City, Ash and company find a school and he gets asked to give a small talk about Pokémon Training to the kids. However a kid is convinced…

Gina operates on a surgeon who’s been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease.

Chandler and Ross fight over ownership of a joke published in Playboy. A wayward remark of Phoebe’s leads to trouble between the girls and a broke Joey starts working at…

Frasier goes overboard when he writes a theme song for his show.

Lucy’s patient finally gets a heart transplant but does not survive. The transplanted heart will now go to another recipient. Greene interferes in a gay domestic situation. Corday tricked her…

An assassination attempt on the sisters’ lives forces Prue to go undercover as the woman who tried to kill them, known as Ms. Hellfire. While undercover, she becomes romantically involved…

In this the first episode we meet the staff and owner of Bolton’s The Neptune Club. They are The Saint, Bolton’s own very Jerry St. Clair, Brian Potter, Les Alanos,…

Dawson experiences an identity crisis when Principal Green’s daughter Nikki emerges as another aspiring young director, and Joey experiences her own crisis when Dawson won’t open up to her about…

Bartlet collapses before his first State of the Union address; Leo publicly admits to his former alcoholism and drug abuse; things get interesting romantically for both Sam and C.J.; Lord…

The aliens make Foster a national hero. Or do they? – – – No quatrain this week. No century. Woke up in the present with the possibility of realizing a…

As the crew enjoys time off in a holo-program created by Tom Paris, and set in an Irish village named ’Fair Haven,’ Captain Janeway falls for a handsome holo-character specifically…

The children of South Park are practicing ”My Country ’Tis of Thee” for the ”4 Million Child Blow,” sponsored by Yoko Ono. Mr. Garrison doesn’t want to go because his…

Matt gets into hot water after a client decides to settle; he had already spent the man’s retainer on Kelly’s engagement ring. Gina tries to help by asking Dylan for…

When they appear on their favorite TV show, Antiques on the Road, Grace can’t wait to dress down the guests who are ever hopeful that their tchotchkes are worth a…

Bailey goes to a wedding with Holly and all her relatives think they’re married. Julia’s new editor hasn’t answered her about her book, so she tries to find her and…

Danny and Andy catch an assault that looks like it was done by the boys in blue. Jill considers dating her ex-husband.

Casey goes out with Pixley again much to Dana’s dismay. Dan wants to do a story on the amazing World Series win by the Giants in 1951, and finds out…

Harm and Mac stumble upon a miscarriage of justice in a 10-year-old case when they tutor a group of law students in a mock trial. In the original case, an…

Eric’s secret stash of money goes missing, and Hyde is the first and only suspect. Hyde denies taking it, and everyone is shocked when the real culprit is revealed. Fez…

Carrie convinces Doug to be the best man at his cousin’s wedding.

Sam, Neal, and Bill befriend a pretty new transfer student, but soon fear of losing her to the popular crowd and try to win her over with a series of…

When Amy raises the notion that Robert’s reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result of his being gay, Ray doesn’t believe it. But, after further thought – and…

Lucas is sent to Earth to test Cade Foster’s warrior potential. – – – Quatrain 99, Century 1: ””Heed the call to the island of commerce / Cut be watchful…

Lindsay sues a cigar company for breaking up a friend’s marriage. She alleges that the husband’s addiction was the deciding factor in the divorce. Rebecca & Ellenor defend a police…

When Marge leaves the house to recuperate from a skating injury, everything goes to hell – until Lisa convinces Homer and Bart they have leprosy.

Perhaps the most original sitcom pilot in recent years, this first episode combines sharp writing with a hyperbolic camera style reminiscent of Parker Lewis Can’t Lose. Malcolm introduces us to…

Bobby gets an F in English, from a former colleague of Peggy’s. So she helps him write a new essay, and winds up writing the whole thing. The essay gets…

Reverend Orison hopes to save Donnie Pfaster’s soul by helping him break out of prison, but Donnie immediately plans to go after the victim that once escaped him… Scully.