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O’Neill steals technology from the Tollan, and is forced to leave the Stargate program. Maybourne offers an intriguing proposal.

The cockroaches receive a zapping from Oggy’s newly found Chronofreezer gun. They eventually wake up (thanks to a poodle marking its territory on them) in the future where they see…

After a war of harmless pranks goes too far and threatens to break up the old gang, Feeney steps in to help mend fences. But he finds that even his…

The UFS Mercury is in route to the planet Trion to do scientific tests in preparation to establish a colony when they get a distress call from a battleship, the…

Special: In ””Part 1””, Angelica comes over, all dressed up as Cupid. Tommy threw one of Angelica’s spent arrows around, which landed on Spike. When it did, Angelica suggested that…

A fierce war of pranks ensues after Cory and Shawn diss Rachel (Shawn parks in her parking spot). Cory, Shawn and Topanga takes on Rachel, Angela and Jack, with Eric…

At the request of a victim, the police commissioner comes to Cragen with a special request — close the case of the man who raped three women nearly five years…

Cuddles and Flaky go to the old swimmin’ hole. Then get eaten whole.

SG-1 faces creatures of mass destruction that even the Asgard can’t control, and must destroy Thor’s infested vessel before the Replicator bugs reach Earth.

Valentine’s Day magic has Sabrina rushing to put an end to Josh’s secret crush on her before she breaks Harvey’s heart.

When Ash hears of the Charicific Valley, he is sure a trip there will boost his Charizard’s spirits, but when they reach the valley, they find its dragon denizens are…

A father is told he can only donate his liver to one of his children, after both go into liver failure. Rose Webber comes back to Chicago Hope and finds…

A group of lonely mortal women at a University cast a spell that turns three animals into men, who wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, Prue adjusts to life being…

Chandler admits that he hasn’t cried since he was a child. Phoebe discovers that Ursula is starring in porno movies using her name. Rachel desperately tries to stop Ross and…

An unlikely chain of events forces Martin to pretend to be gay on Valentine’s Day.

Dr. Greene and Corday bond with their parents, Lucy cares for a patient with a psychotic break, and Valentine’s Day celebrations in the ER end tragically for one of the…

The episode follows lovable local eccentric Leonard in the run-up to him receiving an award for being Britain’s oldest paper boy. Leonard introduces the other local eccentrics including The Duke,…

Joey is chosen to be part of a group of students to paint a school mural, but when hers is defaced before the unveiling, Dawson offers words of encouragement while…

After the Supreme Court refuses to stay the execution of a convicted murderer, Bartlet has forty-eight hours to decide whether or not to commute the sentence; Josh faces off with…

Maria enters Liz in a blind date contest; Max and Kyle commiserate about their shared feelings for Liz; Michael and Isabel send a signal to the fourth alien.

Seven of Nine is forced into a competition for her life known as ’Tsunkatse,’ when she and Tuvok are abducted from the Delta Flyer. If she refuses to fight, Tuvok…

Shane demands a one-million-dollar ransom from Dylan. Noah points out that it may have been smarter to kidnap someone whom Dylan actually likes. Dylan agrees to pay the ransom; but…

Angel forms tenuous truce with a warrior demon in order to save refugees from another dimension.

Charlie wants Diana to stay in San Francisco with him, but Daphne says she wants her in Texas with her. Julia and Justin go on a double date and exclude…

James passes his sergeant’s exam. Jill’s ex-husband could be causing problems for Jill.

Buffy becomes familiar with the Initiative and begins to work with them although they are still unaware of her true power as a Slayer. After Buffy abandons her friends at…

Jeremy and Natalie’s break-up ripples through the show after Jeremy asks for his ””stuff”” back. Casey’s dilated pupils provide comic relief for Dan and the crew. Dana deals with Sam’s…

Erotic dreams about Grace send Will to a therapist, who seems more interested in Grace. Meanwhile Jack and Karen clash over her treatment of Rosario.

At the request of Lt. Cmdr. Brumby, Admiral Chegwidden sends Harm and Bud to Australia to represent a U.S. Naval officer, Kevin Lee, who has suddenly surfaced 28 years after…

With her parents away, Jackie plans on throwing a small, classy dinner party. Kelso tries to turn it into a fun party, and invites everyone he knows; Jackie is upset,…

A car accident results in Lindsay deciding to stop hanging out with her “freak” friends. She decides to rejoin the mathletes and start hanging out with Millie again. Sam adopts…

We start off with both teams heading to Lexington Kentucky for their next mission. At the mission they are greeted by Keefla from Road Rules Australia. They are told they…

When Carrie is caught cheating at a board game twice, they trace her cheating problem back to when she was a child.

Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. At…

A young woman communicates directly with the spirit of Nostradamus. – – – Quatrain 4, Century 9: ””She will rise from the dead / With words of fortune on her…

Out of fuel, the crew of the Lexx has no other choice than to enter stasis while the Lexx drifts through space – looking for something to eat. 4000 years…

When Dr. Zoidberg runs amok during the Decapodian mating season, Fry sets out to teach him how to woo a mate. Things backfire when Zoidberg’s desired mate falls for Fry…

Homer and Bart befriend a diving horse at a county fair. They turn it into a racehorse with an attitude, whose success runs them afoul of mysterious, tree-dwelling jockeys.

Dennis Mills maintains his innocence. The firm continues the trial, striving against all odds to exonerate Mills.

Parallel stories pit Malcolm against Kevin, a bullying, obnoxious new kid who goads Malcolm into beating him up; and Francis vies with his intimidating military-school commandant, who’s presenting sex-education lectures….

Tony travels to Italy with Paulie and Christopher to jump-start a car-importing ’business.’ While Paulie and Christopher sample some of the Old Country’s choicest wares, Tony haggles with the head…

T.J. can’t figure out why Gordy doesn’t like him.

Spinelli channels her anger into a playground chalk drawing.

Buck Strickland’s wife Miz Liz catches him at a company dinner with his mistress Debbie, and files for divorce. She takes over Strickland Propane, and promotes Hank to Manager. Hank…

A young girl inexplicably disappears from her home, and Mulder requests the case even though it is a full FBI matter, not just an X-File. When Mulder takes some outrageous…

Unearthly happenings in and around a local museum create an atmosphere of terror.

Event: IRELAND 1000 A.D. Sydney’s former classmate Molly fears the life of an online acquaintance is in danger and begs Sydney to help. Sean Bolger discovered an ancient scroll that…

Curaré is back, and she’s hunting members of the Society of Assassins before they can kill her for failing to assassinate Gotham’s district attorney. Mutura Bootha, the last Society member…

Jack and Emilia must rescue the kidnapped Benjamin Franklin, who is en route to France to build a weapon of mass destruction for Napoleon.

After a meteor strike buries the Stargate, O’Neill finds himself stranded on a planet with no hope of rescue.

Sid Camden, a rather unremarkable, socially inept sort of guy, works in an accounting department of a high-tech company known as Veil-Tech. Hal, one of the project managers, secretly loans…

After a judge is found murdered in his car, the detectives begin looking into his background and learn that he often delivered special verdicts for women in return for sexual…

A game of catch turns into SPLAT as Pop and Cub try to retrieve a ball, through heavy traffic.

Team Rocket’s new super vehicle, the Arbotank, is their ticket to world domination. That is, until Togepi and its new-found buddy, Sentret, climb inside and accidentally wreak havoc on everything…

A teenager is forced to live his life as a girl after the slip of a knife, and McNeil goes to court to try to help.

Joey gets in trouble for giving female customers free food at Central Perk. A sick Monica desperately tries to convince Chandler that she’s not sick. After her father cuts her…

Frasier goes on a date with a high school classmate who has a short temper.

Two boys brought in after a fight at school leads Cleo to discover that one of them has been injecting himself with hormones. Hathaway’s obstetrics nurse, Abby Lockhart, joins the…

When Piper contracts a life-threatening tropical virus that leaves her in intensive care, and to try to save her life, Prue and Phoebe cast an ’awakening’ spell. However, since the…

Set in the Manchester Evening News Arena, this episode follows the staff and customers preparing for a Super Sounds of the Seventies Night. Matthew Kelly is employed as a steward…

Joey questions Dawson’s state of mind when he and Pacey decide to lead their friends to a secret location party hosted by a group infamous for their complete and utter…

Max plays host to actor Jonathan Frakes at the annual UFO Convention while trying to avoid the meddlesome couple who witnessed Max’s life-saving abilities on Liz at the Crashdown Cafe.

The crew of Voyager experience vivid memories and dreams of a battle they don’t remember having, with an enemy they have never encountered.

Harm is trapped below deck on a sinking ship with a sailer, who has been accused of murder, and a guard. Some rescue equipment collapses, blocking the only escape route….

Eric gets a job at Price Mart as a cashier while Red gets one as a supervisor. Kelso tries to break up with Laurie because she wants a real relationship…

Joe tells Bailey that he’s been stealing money from the restaurant to pay for his divorce. Bailey covers for him taking money from his account to pay the others, but…

The squad attends a homicide with seven naked bodies. Jill’s ex is arrested.

Natalie and Jeremy fight over going to a club. Dan finagles the night off. A substitute anchor can’t do his job because of his girlfriend. Dana and Sam share a…

Lindsay’s parents forbid her from hanging out with Kim, as they see her as a bad influence. Bill grows tired of being picked last for teams for baseball in P.E….

Everyone gets on Ray’s case because he’s doesn’t go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to…

We start off with Piggy still upset about being caught smoking and losing the money for her team. They arrive at their next mission where they find out they will…

Cade investigates a psychic research project in a seaside town. – – – Quatrain 23, Century 3: ””The two-sighted will meet death in sleep / Purged from the nightmare of…

Lindsay takes the firm to Los Angeles to defend an acquaintance who’s on trial for murdering his on-line girlfriend. As evidence mounts against their client, Bobby and the rest deal…

Tony busts Meadow for partying at his mother’s old house. Meanwhile, Ritchie Aprile is out of the can after ten years and looking for action–much to the chagrin of a…

Midsomer Mallow has a shot at the Perfect Village title, provided it can keep a murderer at bay.

After receiving a lesson in the fine art of seduction from Jack, Emilia sets out to retrieve a secret code from the famous French spy, Monsieur Martin.

Sniffles the anteater is about to dine on some yummy ants straight from the hill.

Rygel steals a transport pod and goes to the peacekeeper command carrier to betray the others. However he ends up returning to Moya with Crais who wants asylum. Crichton decides…

SG-1 receives alien brain implants that manifest themselves as a bizarre man, who tells them that they would not survive the procedure to remove him.

#13001 ””My Emmy or Bust”” Max finds himself in a real situation when he’s summoned to Dragon Land while Emmy is off at the store. He reluctantly goes and finds…

Topanga develops an acute case of Cory-itis after he overreacts to his low score in a magazine’s health quiz (which indicates he should already be dead). Meanwhile, Eric joins the…

When Matthew Logan gets out of prison after serving time for spousal abuse, his first stop is a gun show. He buys a strange handgun from a mysterious stranger and…

The sisters must find a way to vanquish a ghost who is intent on killing all of the men in a family line, including the last male, a baby.

Cute and cuddly is one thing, but this fragile baby Marill is too much even for Misty. When all Misty’s attempts to toughen up the little Pokémon fall short, Team…

#12901 ””Zak Takes a Dive”” The gang’s having a fun time swimming, but Zak doesn’t know how to swim. After meeting a new friend, who he teaches to fly, he…

This episode revolved around the fading popularity of local ice cream vans. The subject of the documentary is Mr Softytop, a grumpy ice-cream man who verbally assaults his customers and…

Dawson makes the radical move of dropping out of film class to spend some time re-evaluating his teenage years. Back at Potter’s, Joey is torn between attending Pacey’s opening night…

Josh and Sam are able to make a bargain to keep Leo from going through a hearing, at the expense of a new sex education report. Mandy doesn’t think a…

A new UFO sighting sends suspicion and fear through the town and leads Max and Isabel to investigate the incident during a school camping trip.

#12801 ””Sand Castle Hassle”” Emmy and Max are eager to help out the dragons in creating sand castles for Turtle Dragons, who will then lay their eggs in them. It’s…

When the Doctor’s singing talents are discovered by a technologically superior race, his new found popularity makes him consider resigning his commission to stay on the alien world with his…

Matt’s brother and sister-in-law come to town and reveal that they cannot conceive a child on their own. They ask Matt to be their surrogate father. Kelly objects and orders…

After a one-night stand goes bad, Cordelia wakes up to find herself extremely pregnant with something extremely unnatural.