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Mulder and Scully watch a movie with themselves as characters and are thoroughly disgusted at how they and their case are portrayed on the big screen. They recount how 18…

Vince feels like an outsider after he misses the must-see movie of the weekend.

Nancy and Dale go to a romantic restaurant and fall in love all over again. Nancy decides to end her affair with John Redcorn and be faithful to her husband….

Bender takes a new job in the Robot Mafia, but his loyalty is tested when he goes along on the robotic gangster’s efforts to rob the Planet Express ship.

Xev and Kai go to Fire to confront Prince about Stanley’s life essence. When he refuses to give it up, Kai jumps down into a well to the planet’s core…

Malcolm is angry because during a game of street hockey, he sprints up and down the street in shoes, only to have it start back the other way. So he…

Julie works for Mr. Doyle in his plant store. He’s a nice but strange guy, and she discovers that he’s cooking up something odd in his workshop. It’s a potion…

After a terrible bout with insomnia, Homer takes the family to Florida during spring break. There, they kill a beloved alligator and are sentenced to a chain gang.

From Albuquerque, New Mexico. Officers believe a transvestite is hiding cocaine in his mouth, a suspect has an empty holster and counterfeit money.

His brother’s vertically challenged, and so is Croque, in a way. Can Emilia and Jack keep Pulau Pulau peaceful, by getting the Croque to ”satisfy” his lusty wife between the…

Event: PARIS, FRANCE CIRCA 1300 Sydney and Nigel are off to Paris to authenticate both the find and the legend behind, after monks deliver a Knights Templar medallion to Dr….

Anne Reynolds is a cold young woman, estranged from her mother, Laura, haunted by memories of her dead father and terrified of intimacy of any kind. Then one night, while…

When Angela’s father says he wants to take her to Europe for a year, Cory thinks Shawn isn’t being honest with himself if he lets the girl that he loves…

After seven young women in a six month time span are raped by a flash and dash assailant on the city subways, the brass calls in a psychiatrist to help…

When Sabrina is accepted to different colleges, she is pressured by Josh, Harvey and Zelda to choose their favorite, but her indecisiveness and need to please everyone causes her to…

#14001 ””Don’t Bug Me”” Everybody in the gang is impressed with Quetzal’s amazing butterfly collection. From what they can tell, he has one of every kind of butterfly in Dragon…

Frasier tries to throw a bachelor party for Donny.

After an inexperienced young trainer mistakenly scares off his own Farfetch’d, Ash and friends are happy to help, but can they find it before Team Rocket can get their hands…

Carter seeks psychiatric help because he can’t sleep. He then visits the wife of his attacker. Weaver returns to work after her suspension. Hathaway and Kovac share a kiss.

The sisters must find a demon responsible for the murder of one of Phoebe’s classmates. Meanwhile, Dan discovers that Leo was previously married, and decides to take matters into his…

Shutt’s patient wakes up after being in a coma after 15 years. A man is denied health coverage, after saving Miller’s life.

#13901 ””To Do or Not To Do”” Cassie, the dragons, Emmy and Max have been playing an ill-advised ball game in a grove of trees. Cassie didn’t want to play…

Ross asks his friends to keep him company when he meets Elizabeth’s dad for the first time. Paul ends up hitting it off with Rachel. Phoebe decides to write ”another”…

Mandy’s old memo about Bartlet administration weaknesses surfaces; Josh tries to get administration nominees appointed to the Federal Elections Committee; Sam works to get a better policy on gays in…

#13801 ””Bully For You”” Quetzal introduces the gang to a new dragon named Spike, who turns out to be something of a bully. When he’s partnered on a dragonberry picking…

An alien poet discovers an unconscious B’Elanna Torres after her crash landing in the Delta Flyer. However, this poet intends on using her in a play based on her life…

Donna is upset by her mother’s decision to sell the house. David hangs out with her at the apartment, and they both fall asleep on the couch. Donna pulls away…

A rival company is closing down, so Charlie and Bailey decide to take their clients. Suddenly, Mitch has a heart attack and Charlie decides to slow down the production line….

The boys discover 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their grandmother defect from Romania and wind up staying at the Marsh’s…

Dawson invites Joey, Andie and Pacey to spend Spring Break in the mountains at his aunt’s home, but the trip is filled with tension as Joey and Pacey continue to…

#13701 ””Out With the Garbage”” Zak has a big surprise for Wheezie, but to his own surprise, she does not lovvvvvvve it! It turns out that he cleaned up her…

Hollamby survived her fall and looked a picture in a neck brace! She hammed it up by wanting a full investigation. Karen gave Jim all the dogsbody jobs. Josh tried…

Buffy and Riley are spending all their time in bed (and they’re not sleeping). Their round-the-clock exploration of each other awakens the spirits of children who were sexually repressed by…

Meg’s slumber party is ruined by her family. She is sick of being embarrassed by them and secretly books the family on a talk show. Intrigued by their story, a…

Mac goes undercover to help Harm investigate charges of sexual misconduct against Chief Petty Officer Merker who is the leader of the Wiccans, a local witches coven with many Navy…

Rogue slayer Faith comes to town, and when she partners up with Wolfram and Hart , Angel’s life is in danger.

A dismembered is found in a barrel. The trail leads Andy and Danny to a mobster who denies knowledge; they later learn he’s connected to another murder, his wife who…

Harding finds the video camera hidden in his house and gives it to Valenti. The lawman then tells Max that his safety depends upon his willingness to share information. Meanwhile,…

#13601 ””Ord Sees the Light”” Max has found his frog friend Hoppy and enjoys a reunion, but Hoppy hops away. Now, he and our other friends must search for him…

Stan and Kai crash down on Water. Kai starts to sink towards the centre of the planet, while Stan drowns. The security guard is awakened on a beach by Prince,…

When Julie breaks up with her boyfriend Kevin, he mysteriously disappears. It’s then up to Julie to uncover a centuries old legend that led to his disappearance, and to bring…

Foster investigates an alien experiment that caused people to be trapped alive in underground tombs. – – – ””A maiden cut aloft from humanity / Locked in a coffin of…

Craig and Justin are best friends who buy an old car and fix it up. It’s a cool looking muscle car, but it’s got a mysterious history and it takes…

Graves are being desecrated and the Daring Dragoon is being blamed. Can Emilia play dead long enough to clear his name?

When Batman foils a late-night bank heist, he’s surprised to see that the four ordinary-looking punks all have expensive — and dangerous — cybernetic enhancements. When one of the criminals…

Event: PARIS 1792 The discovery of a hidden scroll sparks a mission to recover the lost crown jewels of France. The message points Sydney and Nigel to a winery, Chateau…

In Egypt, Team Steel attempts to de-fuse Dragonelle and Dread’s latest plot against world peace.

The true believers have gathered once again for the North American UFO Convention where there are typically squabbles, petty betrayals and egotistical grandstanding. Max Buford has in his possession what…

#13501 ””Bad Share Day”” Max wants to try playing Emmy’s keyboard, but Emmy won’t share. Max whines to Mom, who suggests Max do something else. Max grabs the dragon scale…

#13401 ””Up, Up and Away”” Max and Emmy join the dragons in a game of ””Pop the Bubble.”” It’s great until Ord breaks the bucket. While Zak, Wheezie, Cassie and…

When Ash reaches the Azalea City Gym, he has just the Pokémon to challenge the gym leader’s Bug Pokémon. But what will happen when Cyndaquil, the Fire Pokémon, can’t get…

A warlock brings characters to life from old B-grade horror movies in an attempt to kill the Charmed Ones.

McNeil goes against procedure and red tape and performs a hip replacement surgery. Shutt and Simon transplant a computer into a patients brain. Alberghetti tries to ignore her feelings for…

A group of con artists impersonate Captain Janeway and the crew of Voyager. The crew must find the imposters soon, or they, themselves will be punished for the con artists’…

#13301 ””Small Time”” Max is practicing to drive the bumpercars at Funland. He and Emmy are going on Saturday. Emmy’s not sure if he’ll be tall enough to drive the…

Mitch annoys Donna by trying to plan their entire relationship via an electronic organizer. She suggests that they stop seeing each other outside of the business setting. Mitch responds by…

Will keeps avoiding Holly, but Bailey is pushing him to move in with her. A reporter wants to do an article on Julia and her book, but when Justin shows…

There’s something wrong with new student Timmy. About the only thing Timmy can do is say his name. Ignorant of the fact that Timmy is ”retarded”, he is ”diagnosed” with…

When Rob and Ellen ask Will and Grace to be the best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Grace’s sexy past with the groom is exposed when Ellen…

The police arrived at Jim Fenner’s house and interviewed both him, and his wife Marilyn about Shell Dockley, and Jim’s assault on her. Marilyn and Jim decided to stay together…

Peter runs into a former classmate of his while at the amusement park that the classmate founded. Contemplating his own legacy, Peter starts to think about his future. Chris gives…

#13201 ””Rope Trick”” Jump-roping can be fun, but not when the rope takes on a life of its own. This happens to Zak and Wheezie when they accidentally spill a…

Will and Holly get married. The immigration inspector is investigating them. Adam comes back from Mexico and asks Julia to move back there with him. She decides to go but…

Jones uses his charm to help Andy and Danny solve the murder of an elderly couple; Medavoy gets involved with an old friend who is having trouble with the Chinese…

Max develops an uncontrollable attraction to Tess that includes intense sexual daydreams, and Sheriff Valenti learns that Topolsky was killed in a suspicious fire. Meanwhile, someone has secretly placed a…

#13101 ””Follow the Leader”” A squirrel appears at the window of Max and Emmy’s playroom and both make the same comment on it at the same time. Emmy declares that…

Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her ””alone time.”” When Debra realizes that all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores…

Doug becomes a Big Brother. Which leads him to running a 10K race to support heart disease; Carrie accidentally tells another Doug she loves him.

Hank finally starts to like Bobby’s comedy career when Bobby starts entertaining the employees at Strickland Propane with propane-related comedy.

Inevitably, Justine gives Archie an ultimatum… come back to London, to the restaurant and her or give up both. Archie offers to sell out of the restaurant to help save…

Xev’s tracks lead to Girltown, and Kai goes in to look for her, while Stan waits outside – where he manages to get himself captured. There he meets Queen, who…

While protecting a man due to testify against the Morley cigarette company, Skinner is horrified when the witness dies mysteriously. What the agents soon discover is that a new brand…

Reese becomes so head-over-heels for a girl on the cheerleading squad that he actually decides to join. Dewey tries to convince Lois and Hal to buy him a new toy….

An attempt on the life of the minister causes chaos at an assembly of alien dignitaries. – – – There is a potentially dangerous storm brewing deep within the ranks…

From Albuquerque, New Mexico. Suspicious suspects in an automobile, theft of a cross-dresser’s purse and cake is thrown in a woman’s face.

Napoleon sends an inspector to the island to evaluate his brother. Can Jack and Emilia prevent him from exposing Croque’s inadequacies and replacing him with someone who could do some…

High school jock Nelson unwittingly smuggles a glass vial with an unknown green fluid into Gotham, which is seized at customs. In the parking lot, he’s attacked by the Stalker,…

In the year 2123, with all but nature destroyed and resources scarce, society has been divided into three kinds of people. There are Alphas, like Larissa, who work half of…

When a teenage girl comes into the squad room to tell the detectives that she was raped by a man she met on the Internet, the detectives set up a…

Sabrina’s bratty cousin Amanda shows up with plans to steal one of Sabrina’s men.

Daria accompanies Jake to a businessmen’s convention, while Quinn invites the Fashion Club for a sleepover party. At the convention, Daria and Jake have trouble finding much common ground, and…

Joey gets an audition for the lead character in a new TV show. When the audition is rescheduled, Chandler takes the message but forgets to tell Joey. Then the group…

Ash delivers the mysterious GS Ball to a renowned Pokémon expert, but Team Rocket threatens the entire operation when they attempt to harvest the Apricorn resources essential to Pokéball production.

After Corday refuses to perform exploratory surgery on Cleo’s patient, Cleo enlists Benton’s help, infuriating Corday. Abby cares for a pregnant woman with five children who wants an abortion. Greene…

The hospital is purchased by an HMO, and immediately suffers budget cuts. During an operation that Miller is filming for a documentary, the heart stops beating on both the patient…

The kids have just won a sledding race. Token says that the only reason they won is because of Eric’s fat ass. The girls challenge the boys to a sledding…

Helen ignored Nikki on her way to the wing. Yvonne’s husband sent her flowers, which Hollamby put on the radiator, then taking great pleasure in presenting Yvonne with the rotting…

When Lois decides to run for the local school board, Peter runs against her in effort to get his favorite teacher reinstated. Peter and his supporters start a negative campaign…

Julia sees Ned in the street, and that brings back memories about her past. Holly’s student visa is locked and she has to get a greencard to stay in America….

Danny has an emotional crisis; John Irvin helps in a case involving stolen antique clothing; Jill deals with a young woman with small children who steals because of her unemployed,…

FBI agent Topolsky returns to warn Liz that a covert alien hunter inside the Bureau is pursuing Max and his friends — and that he will stop at nothing to…

While Russ, Bobby, Monica and Jamie are out tracking pot growers in the Santa Monica mountains, Chris Kelly returns to visit a wounded T.C. Callaway, who’s fighting addiction to pain…

The family gets ready to attend a relative’s funeral, which affects Malcolm’s plans to spend time with Julie. Upset that everyone doesn’t want to go and that no one pulls…

Foster poses as a journalist to investigate proposed casinos on native reserve land. – – – ””In the woods of Winchala / Amnis lights the flame of affliction / Elders…

Jake meets a beautiful new girl at school who wants to wear his ring. Jake thinks she’s great, until he starts to see that there’s something very strange about this…