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The group sits around the kitchen table, sharing their life stories. The best part comes when Cassandra, who works at the U.N., says she’s from New York. ””Harlem?”” asks cocky…

An Ursaring attack forces our heroes to team up with Team Rocket, members of each team being paired with members of the other; Misty ends up with James and Meowth,…

A labyrinthine discount-bulk-warehouse superstore serves as the destination for several characters. Jane goes there to buy Gummi Bears (for art supply purposes) after Tom ate hers. Daria accompanies her to…

Chef is declaring that South Park’s flag is racist. Stan & Kyle head up the team championing the current flag, while Wendy and Cartman head up the side for a…

The tribes compete for Immunity on an obstacle course built by Green Berets, and the winning team then has to retrieve the Immunity Idol from Snake Island; the contestants are…

On the first show, an hourlong affair, an instantly dislikable chucklehead host named Ian O’Malley shows us around the house while a dopey correspondent from CBS’s dreadful ””The Early Show,””…

In the final episode of series 2, it was the night before Sylvia’s 30th wedding anniversary and she’s having a big party at the prison. Sylvia quickly added Karen’s name…

O’Neill and Teal’c risk their lives to keep the Replicator bugs from gaining a foothold on Earth, while Carter helps the Asgard fend off a Replicator invasion.

Senator Wyndom Brody has just won the New Hampshire primary, upsetting a heavily favored opponent, and he’s flying to South Carolina to press his campaign for the Presidency. As the…

A leisurely ice skate goes horribly wrong in this snowy Happy Tree Friends episode. The ants once again take revenge on Sniffles the anteater. He just can’t get a break!

Ash has his sights set on a rare and brightly colored Noctowl, but this Pokémon’s hypnosis leaves Ash’s team unable to tell reality from illusion, much less stand up to…

As an assignment from her law firm to determine if she has the makings of a partner, Helen takes the family to a therapy spa. The psychologists there evaluate them,…

Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is a perfect donor. Cartman has a $10 million price for his kidney. The other boys go to Cartman’s house with the plan…

Conflicts arise among some teammates when their food supply runs low. The contestants participate in a Reward Challenge using blowdarts, slingshots and spears to win fresh fruit and live chickens….

Due to Brian’s embarrassing flea problem, the Griffin’s move into a hotel while the house if fumigated. Lois and Peter soon discover that Chris has been skipping gym class because…

After the mob helps Peter with destroying his new beat up car, so he can get another new car, he must repay his debt to the mob by taking The…

Cade Foster investigates the possibility of alien experiments on football players. – – – ””Here the good river runs north / Young fortunes are reversed in mock battle / Enslavement…

Carrie dates a twenty-something man who’s openly bisexual. Miranda deals with personal issues when Steve proposes moving in with her. Charlotte poses as a drag king for an artist at…

Trying hard to sell cookies for her troop, Giggles walks into a Lumpy disaster and gets more than she bargained for. Never bake and iron at the same time. Didn’t…

Ash’s Totodile falls in love with a Azumarill but Totodile isn’t successful in confessing its feelings to the Azumarill. But when Team Rocket kidnaps Azumarill, it falls to Totodile to…

Cartman decides to seek the friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys. An organization called NAMBLA…

The contestants endure a powerful storm, replete with high winds and lightning. For Immunity, the castaways participate in “Buried Treasure,” a relay race that includes digging up a treasure chest….

Nikki confronted Helen about her night out with Dominic. Karen explained that Sylvia and Jim are off work and also explained about Jim’s situation to the other staff. Jim later…

Foster and his cronies find themselves as participants in an alien experiment. – – – ””The weapon will fall upon cities / Unless theives deliver humanity from woe / The…

Carrie must confront her past with Big when she runs into Natasha, Big’s wife. Miranda hires Magda, an Eastern European maid with very traditional values. Charlotte deals with some of…

Patrick has a cupboard of video tapes of his former girlfriends, not to mention Britt Ekland in The Wicker Man. Jeff is excited, but Steve is appalled, when he realizes…

What’s more fun than trying your luck at midway games? It might be harder than you think if you can’t see, but Mole gives it his best shot and wins…

Ash faces a young female trainer who possess an unbeatable Skarmory, a Steel-type bird and to win, Ash and his Cyndaquil must undergo intense training if they’re to have any…

The two tribes desperately search for food and compete in a Reward Challenge that requires them to drag a sunken treasure chest to shore. The winning team receives fishing equipment….

Foster and Eddie take over a TV station at gunpoint to get the message out to the world about the alien invasion. – – – Fugitive. Murderer. Madman. That’s how…

Renee was still causing trouble for the inmates by bullying them. Shaz and Denny lured Sylvia into their cell and then run out and slammed the door, locking her in….

Lois fears that Stewie needs to learn how to be social, so she sends him off to pre-school, where he falls in love with Janet, a girl who likes his…

Nicki and AJ are seeing the ghosts from a birthday party that happened many years ago. It’s the party of a little girl who died mysteriously, and everyone blamed her…

Carrie continues dating her politician beau, but finds his sexual fetish to be anything but ’golden’. Miranda doesn’t know how to respond when Steve asks her to ”go steady”. Charlotte…

Jeff and co. can’t take their eyes of a beautiful stranger in their local bar. And the girl can’t take her eyes off Jeff. Jeff goes over to talk to…

Our first Halloween episode proves that Flaky really does have something to be scared about! A haunted house ride turns a little too real for our Happy gang. Maybe they…

Unable to settle their differences over who should get ownership of a Totodile, Ash and Misty engage in a fierce three-on-three Pokémon battle.

Generational difficulties arise, as do conflicts over varying work ethics, as the castaways try to adapt to life on the island. “Buggin’ Out,” the Immunity Challenge, involves eating live beetle…

Foster gets a glimpse of what the world would be like during the alien occupation of earth. – – – It started in a dim alley – filthy, ridden with…

Denny and new inmate Shaz seemed to be getting on very well. The 2 Julies hatched a hilarious, madcap plan to get pregnant. Karen wanted to know exactly who it…

A plane smuggling psychedelic toads from Columbia crashes in Quahog, and toad-licked becomes the new drug of choice in the Quahog high school. Peter infiltrates the high school undercover as…

Carrie meets a politician at a FDNY calendar benefit in Staten Island. Miranda gets help from Steve after she undergoes LASIK eye surgery. Tired of waiting for a fairytale romance,…

Emma wants to be a model, but doesn’t think she’s pretty enough. She meets a strange woman, Madame Visage, who thinks Emma is absolutely beautiful. So beautiful, in fact, that…

Steve is plunged into total panic when he suspects that Susan has found one of his porn videos. To fill the embarrassing silence, he tells her he loves her, but…

Vending Machines can be so cruel when the thing you want gets stuck, but that won’t stop Nutty from getting his money’s worth.

Investigating a string of mysterious thefts, our heroes discover a pack of Houndour, struggling to survive in the wild. In order to help mend their ways, Ash will have to…

Foster uncovers an alien experiment with ties to the mob. – – – ””City of Fountains”” is a nickname for Kansas City, Missouri, a town whose headlines have screamed of…

Sixteen contestants row two rafts to the jungle island of Pulau Tiga in the South China Sea. Once there, they divide into two tribes (Pagong, Tagi) and go head-to-head in…

The Julies saw Josh in the yard and told him why Crystal didn’t show up. He was annoyed and, when he later saw Crystal, gave her the ring he had…

When Brian offers to pick up Stewie from his Grandma and Grandpa’s house, they miss their plane back and go on a cross-country journey back home. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois…

Ashley and Kara are athletic twin sisters who are always in competition with each other. They find the ultimate game to test each other. It’s a unique kind of laser…

Sydney’s grandmother Isabelle’s trunk of things sparks a trip into the past for Sydney, who’s been fascinated with Isabelle who once sang at Paris’ Moulin Rouge. Falsely accused of stealing…

After a rare night out with his friends, Terry follows a suspicious figure out in the subway. Everyone is worried when he fails to reappear the following morning, and Bruce…

Jeff explains to the guys about ’The Giggle Loop’: the danger that the more you try to suppress laughter in important silences, the harder you want to laugh. Jane’s aunt…

Cuddles and Flaky go to the old swimmin’ hole. Then get eaten whole.

When a Snubbull and a Jigglypuff get into a great disagreement, they threaten to draw everyone else into their conflict.

After an emotional day filled with love, tears and wedding vows, Joey ultimately must choose between her love for Dawson and her new feelings for Pacey. Across town, Grams talks…

Seven of Nine is led to a place known as Unimatrix Zero; a place where Borg drones are individuals for a short period of time during their regeneration. However, once…

Felicity turns down the internship so that she can spend the summer with Ben. Dr. Pavone warns that she may be passing up a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Felicity reveals that her…

Joshua is put on trial, and must defend himself against charges that he is a human sympathizer and a traitor to the gua. – – – No quatrain this week….

Dominic returned from his holiday. Shell told Karen about her childhood – both her parents sexually abused her! She is then worried about her kids, who were staying with her….

Buffy, Xander, Giles and Willow sit down to watch videos after defeating Adam. They enter a bizarre dream world where they are pursued by a primitive force that they released…

Bud’s underachieving brother is accused of making a mistake during a training exercise that nearly killed 15 Marines. But establishing his innocence proves to be a difficult task, thanks to…

To help make peace between Grace and Ben, Will has them both over to dinner, only to have their relationship go beyond friendship. But then Will finds out that Ben…

Wolfram and Hart raise a powerful new foe to strike down Angel and those close to him.

IAB is closing in on Jill. Jill explains the leverage Don has over her. Andy stays by Theo’s side as he undergoes tests to determine if he has cancer. Changes…

Andy goes into a tailspin when a doctor’s visit reveals that Theo may have cancer. Diane and Jill’s relationship suffers when info about Jill’s ex-husband surfaces. Andy and Danny ponder…

After finding out that the success of the Fifty/Fifty Club has driven its competing club, Club Misdemeanor, out of business, an accident damages the club forcing Malcolm and Eddie to…

Doug and Carrie face problems when they try to decide where to go on vacation.

In the fourth season finale, Simon finds out the real reason why Deena wants to break up with him. Also Ruthie does her best to get back together with her…

Things go awry when Ally introduces Brian to her parents, resulting in conjuring up old pains and hurt feelings. Nelle regrets her decision to leave Cage and Fish, and takes…

While out for a family dinner, the Barones spot Robert’s ex-wife, which prompts them to reminisce about the demise of his marriage. The family tells Amy the truth about Robert’s…

Eric hates it when he finds a picture of Donna mooning the camera in the yearbook, and has to deal with his jealousy in the matter. Fez thinks that the…

When the family goes to a water park for a day, Dewey is left home with an elderly, stern babysitter. Francis plays pool with Spangler and loses.

In this satire of VH1’s ”Behind The Music,” we learn the secrets of the Simpsons’ rise, fall, and ultimate success.

When the Hills go to the Country Music Fan Fair in Nashville, Peggy hears Randy Travis singing a new song, ”Just the Way God Made Me,” and accuses him of…

Ellenor defends a deaf woman who shot and killed the man who allegedly murdered her young daughter. The client’s crime is captured on video in front of dozens of witnesses,…

After a shopkeeper brings a note for help to the squad, the detectives begin trying to locate a young Romanian woman named Ilena, only to find her aunt, who hasn’t…

The Professor’s ”What-If” machine simulates Bender, Leela and Fry’s wishes. Bender discovers what it would be like if he were 500 feet tall, Leela discovers what it would be like…

Mulder and Scully return to the town of their first X-Files investigation where a UFO has crashed in the forest. The Cigarette-Smoking Man arranges for Krycek to be released from…

Vacationing in Aspen with Laura and their friend Pete, Josh spots Psycho and follows him, only to discover that Dread has tapped into his Bio-Link with N-Tek HQ in order…

King George’s arrival to Pulau Pulau is to be commemorated with the performance of an original opera . But how will Jack and Emilia save the day when they discover…

Albuquerque, NM – Seargent Clarence G. Davis works a sting operation to arrest prostitutes. Pierce County, WA – Deputy Jeff Alwine arrests a man in a parking lot who stole…

Event: THE BARBARY COAST 1534 Sydney’s former mentor, Professor Chandler, passes away before finishing recovering the Ruby Chalice of Truth, his life’s work, a long-fabled relic imbued with truth-inducing powers….

Susan invites Steve for a date at home, and offers to cook. Jeff warns him about ’The Sock Gap’, and Patrick alerts him to her collection of remote controls. Somehow…

To win Fancy back, Jamie buys her an engagement ring, only to get an offer from Nicole to sing with her on tour in Europe.

A game of catch turns into SPLAT as Pop and Cub try to retrieve a ball, through heavy traffic.

Monica struggles to decide between Richard and Chandler. Meanwhile, Rachel and Phoebe discuss their backup plans if they are not married before the time they’re 40.

Chandler plans to propose to Monica at dinner, but his plans go awry when Richard shows up. Phoebe and Joey join Rachel at a charity auction.

Daphne becomes extremely depressed the week before her wedding, and cannot stop crying. Niles tells Frasier that he is having second thoughts about his relationship with Mel.

Daphne becomes extremely depressed the week before her wedding, and cannot stop crying. Niles tells Frasier that he is having second thoughts about his relationship with Mel.

Ash and friends enthusiastically volunteer to watch over a troubled trainer’s school of Wooper, but as always Team Rocket interferes, this time hoping to use the Wooper to pacify Giovanni.

A Genie, employed by a Dragon Warlock to steal the Halliwells’ powers, offers to grant each sister one wish for whatever they most desire.

Nicole and Mary Cherry are tired of boring sweeps cliffhangers stunts on their favorite TV shows. During the episode, several Sweeps Stunts (SS) are presented. Sam decides to accept the…

As the result of a school shooting, Kovac and Benton care for the gunman and his victims. Abby discovers that Carter has been illegally injecting pain relievers. Greene and Weaver…

Dawson, Joey and Andie prepare their own unique prom when they learn that the committee has scrutinized Jack’s selected date. Dawson, who has invited Joey to be his date, uses…