Imagine taking every element of the 1980s, mixing them into a concoction, and then translating it through a language from another realm. Even then, you wouldn’t capture the sheer hilarity, eccentricity, and peculiar charm of “Miami Connection.” Set in 1987, the film follows the Biker Ninjas who dominate Miami’s drug scene, now challenged by the town’s newest defenders: Dragon Sound, a rock band with a passion for Taekwondo. Armed with their martial arts prowess and catchy tunes like “Friends” and “Against the Ninja,” they perform at a popular Orlando nightclub, determined to put an end to the menace of Ninja Biker violence once and for all.