
Philip “HAWK” Hawkins is obsessed with the idea of hunting vampires; it’s not just a fantasy for him—it’s his entire existence. After being discharged from the Army for impaling a fellow soldier with a wooden plank, Hawk finds himself nearly dying of monotony as a night security guard at an abandoned warehouse in his hometown of Santa Muerte, California. Just when it seems like Hawk has run out of options, a group of filthy, blood-sucking vampires emerges. Naturally, no one believes his claims. Cornered and with his trusty Karate Kid headband on, Hawk faces the oncoming horde of bloodthirsty vampires. He turns to the only person who somewhat believes him—Revson “REV” McCabe, a clueless, vegan-pacifist groundskeeper. Together, they team up to save the world—or at least their hometown.