Bruce Jarchow

Edward and Carol Lynn wed, Danger Zone has their moment and Abby violates Chris’ one request.

When Jim chokes on a shrimp puff, he dies and arrives at Heaven’s gate. With Jim on trial to prove his selfless acts on earth, best friend Andy is summoned…

During a banquet honoring her mother’s public service, Leslie tries to convince a local zoning official to support her proposed park project. Meanwhile, Mark and Tom try to meet some…

Without consulting with Cheryl, Jim transforms the garage into a cigar lounge and donates the kids’ old clothes and furniture to charity. When Cheryl informs Jim that she is pregnant…

When Cheryl takes a greater interest in general safety and health, Jim feels stifled by her new rules and regulations. Just after Cheryl forces Jim to wear an I.D. badge…

When the family pet guinea pig swallows an eraser, Jim is forced to pay for an expensive operation.

Lynette is called in to her kids’ school as Parker has gone from being obsessed with Dinosaurs to being obsessed with nudity. Carlos and Gabrielle must go to court to…

Carlos and Gaby learn the truth about their baby. An ex-stripper gives birth to her child, and Gabrielle holds her for the first time. Also, Paul Young comes to face…

Susan invites Dr. Ron to meet Karl after he finds out about their arranged marriage. Lynette is surprised that a woman at work is still breastfeeding her child of five….

When Andy stars playing chess with Ryan on a regular basis, Jim is convinced that he is losing his best friend.

Carlos and Gabrielle decide to adopt, but the process comes to be a lot more difficult than either had expected. Susan finally has her surgery as she finally has medical…

Jim tangles with a department store Santa after the two are involved in a parking lot fender bender. Unfortunately, Jim’s kids witness the skirmish and are fearful Santa won’t leave…

Kovacs stops to help a woman and her son whose car broke down. Steve is getting close to Alex, and Sam panics. Abby is looking for her letter whether to…

Harm and Mac are sent to Panama to investigate the wife of a Marine officer, Olivia Dunston, suspected of smuggling drugs into the U.S. When faced with the evidence, Olivia…

When no one at Farber High is getting along, Lisa decides to zap up some aliens to help erase the hate. However, the aliens attack the school instead of helping…

The ghosts of old Farber High faculty members are haunting the school. When the gang finds out that all they want is for the new library not to be built…

Similar to Star Wars, Lisa joins her Genie Master on a comet to learn more about her powers.

Elaine gets bad service at a clothing store, so she begins shopping at another similar store. Jerry notices that he is on his girlfriend’s speed dial. Kramer plans for his…

While Gary and Wyatt are at school, Lisa plays a virtual reality game, the Genie Detective. She ends up in the 1930’s. Chett joins her, but isn’t prepared to play…

Principal Scampi is given a China pig award from Chett, and also receives the title Educator of the Decade. Lisa creates a fun holodeck for the boys to fight in,…

Wyatt keeps going out on dates, but none of the girls are right for him. Lisa zaps up a Bride Detector, that will go off when your future wife is…

Wyatt wants to finally meet the perfect girl for him so Lisa creates a magical hat that will turn Wyatt’s dream girl into a real, live girl. However, when both…

Principal Scampi is honored at a Farber High school assembly. Unfortunately, some of the students vandalized his photo beforehand. Principal Scampi doesn’t have enough to go on to be able…

Gary and Wyatt try to be girlfriends with Lisa by playing girly games with her, but that’s not enough. Lisa wants some real girls to talk to. Lisa decides to…

The Winslows realize their feelings for 3J when he runs away from the group home.

Wyatt gets the lead role in ””Jolly Roger,”” the school musical. Wyatt has a crush on his leading lady, Jessica, unfortunately she doesn’t return his feelings. Lisa tries to make…

Lisa gives the school a technological upgrade to fufill Wyatt’s wish. Unfortunately, Gary and Wyatt end up in a bad sci-fi movie plot from the 80’s. In this school, zombie…

Gary, Wyatt, and Lisa all decide to go clubbing after hours and become ””creatures of the night.”” Lisa turns them all into cool vampires, except the fact that they crave…

After Chett hits Wyatt in the face with a ceramic ashtray, Wyatt wishes that Chett could see what his life would be like without Wyatt around. Lisa, always eager to…

In a box of Chett’s old junk, Wyatt finds his old favorite toy, the Cyborg Sam action figure. Apparently, Chett had stolen it many years before. Lisa tries to help…

Wyatt and Gary are making a film entitled ””Night of the Blood-Sucking Zombie Sophomores.”” Lisa even zaps up a couple of real rotting zombies to act in the movie. Everything…

Mr. Donnelly gives Chett the boot and kicks him out of the house until he can find a job. Unfortunately for Chett, there’s nothing that he’s qualified to do. Wyatt…

Gary screws up yet again. This time he has sucked all of the intellignce from everyone at Farber High, using a magic brain vacuum. The brain power from the students…

Lisa gets trapped inside of Principal Scampi’s computer. In order to get Lisa back, Wyatt and Gary need to steal the computer. They enlist the help of Chett and create…

In order to get Principal Scampi off of his back for a while, Wyatt shoots him with a buddy dart. The dart makes Principal Scampi Wyatt’s new best friend. When…

Lisa creates a virtual reality game in which Gary and Wyatt can pretend that they are spies. After Gary breakers the machine, the game takes on a life of it’s…

In order to let Wyatt try some different careers for later in life, Lisa zaps up some magical chocolates. One of the chocolates makes Wyatt a police detective who must…

Lisa shows Gary what’s going to happen in the future, only to reveal that Wyatt will end up stealing Gary’s date to the prom. Wyatt tries to change the outcome…

A butt crack comment and a welt lead to the end of the Wyatt and Gary’s friendship. To try and bring them closer together, Lisa zaps them into their favorite…

Phoebe, an old friend of Wyatt’s, comes back to town. Both the boys think she’s pretty hot and end up spilling the secret about Lisa to her. She then takes…

Lisa creates a new supercomputer for Wyatt and Gary named Hank. At the beginning, Hank is wonderful. He knows what the guys want and does it for them, from changing…

Gary and Wyatt both want to spend time with Lisa. The problem is, they both want to spend time with Lisa. Gary wants to go to a party with Lisa…

Lisa comes down with a virus. A computer virus, that is, that gives her the symptoms of having the flu. Due to her sickness, Lisa brings her favorite soap opera…

Gary and Wyatt don’t like the Sex Ed class that Farber High provides. No one will tell them about sex straight-out. As usual, Lisa tries to help solve the problem,…

Gary, being the horn-dog that he is, wishes for Lisa to get the hots for him. The plan doesn’t work out as Gary had hoped when Lisa instead falls in…

After wishing to be the president of the chess club, Lisa accidentally makes Wyatt the President of the United States. Wyatt ends up almost getting impeached and his rec room…

Wyatt’s got a crush on a girl that spends almost all her time doing athletics and other physical fitness activities. The problem? She’s never going to notice Wyatt. So, Lisa…

Gary and Wyatt want a spot on the basketball team. Unfortunately, neither of them has any ounce of athletic ability. Lisa decides to grant their wish by putting Coach Armstrong’s…

Gary wishes that he could have a magical remote to skip the boring parts of his life. After Lisa grants his wish, Gary gets stuck in a loop of time…

Teaser: Jesse, Nicky, and Alex wrap Christmas presents. Main Synopsis: Joey is the host of the test pilot episode of a game show called ””The Perfect Couple””, a show that…

Jerry and George get the green light to produce Jerry, the pilot for the series based on their ”nothing” lives. Russell Dalrimple, the president at NBC behind the pilot, is…

Rehearsals for the pilot begin. Russell’s obsession with Elaine begins to affect his work. George asks TV Kramer about the raisins. The real Kramer might be forced to work on…

The Bundys and the D’Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.

Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy’s to move into a supermarket.

Roz tries Christine’s ””happy therapy”” and sets the group back several months and Jack’s son finally admits to himself and his dad that running the newsstand isn’t for him.