What do the kindergarteners have planned for T.J. when they capture him?
Jeffrey, an annoying jerk of a boy, insists that Gretchen will be his girlfriend.
A weird little boy keeps tagging along behind the kids, apparently causing a streak of bad luck.
Vince completely loses his confidence at playing kickball when Ashley Q. beats him in a game.
The kids stage an elaborate funeral for the 4th grade class’s beloved hamster, wherein they learn about how many lives the hamster has touched.
The kids come up with a plan to keep Gretchen from being transferred to Oppenheimer Elementary for the Incredibly Extremely Gifted.
The kids, and Vince himself, come to the awful realization that Vince’s once popular older brother Chad has grown up into a geek.
Bob installs Gus as a substitute king while he has a tonsilectomy, figuring Gus will be easy to control. But Gus turns into a despot instead.
The kids bring Miss Finster together with Hank when they find out she has a crush on him.
The Ashleys try to force Spinelli to be just like them when Spinelli’s first name is revealed.
Spinelli will do anything to keep her parents from attending parents’ night and meeting the others.
Spinelli is inspired to form a cult based on the Swinger Girl then she thinks she’s seen her swing over the top into another dimension.
New kid Gus arrives at Third Street Elementary, but has to endure the indignities that a new kid must undergo.
The main kids try to get all the other kids to help rescue T.J. when Miss Finster punishes him by making him have no recess.
Peggy goes to Dallas to represent Arlen in the Texas State Boggle Championship, and brings Hank along as her coach. Hank abandons his coaching duties and sneaks away with his…
Marge is stressed by the demands of motherhood and the Simpsons get a magical British nanny, who floats down from the sky holding an umbrella.
Marge’s new pretzel franchise is failing until Homer strikes a deal with Fat Tony, Springfield’s local mobster.
