Chuck Lorre

While collecting debts from clients around LA, Danny and Ray attempt to track down actor Charlie Sheen.

As Sandy gets to know a new student better, he puts off visiting an old friend who wants to see him. Norman copes with a difficult issue at home.

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he’s his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets…

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up…

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who’s now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can’t stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out…

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who’s better at playing hard to get than he is.

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

Judith is dating Jake’s pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men’s group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith’s divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent’s divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send…

Judith’s sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake’s birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

Stan, Charlie’s accountant, tries to explain Charlie’s financial woes to him.

Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who’s a hot soap opera…

When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.

While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn’t think Alan is as…

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school’s annual music show.

Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie’s who is in the habit of walking around his place…

Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn’t want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able…

After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets…

After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers’ house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state…