Ted insists he’s not a zombie, despite appearances. After all, he only developed a “skin condition” during his Caribbean vacation and has a craving for brains—who doesn’t have odd cravings now and then? Ted’s life is set to improve once he inherits his grandfather’s wealth; he just needs to wait for his grandfather to pass away. Meanwhile, as if his life wasn’t already peculiar, Ted finds himself trailing an attractive vampire into a group therapy session where the attendees all have supernatural afflictions. Indeed, Ted’s situation has escalated from bizarre to downright absurd.